Playing Mass Effect is a lot like that scenario where the kid has to eat his broccoli. He hates every minute of it , but if he eats every single morsel of that wretched green stock, he can import his save file where Wrex is still alive and then totally friend zone blue skinned girls and have a huge gay man crush through his female avatar on a rebellious insectoid space alien that’s missing half of his face. Or, you know. Have ice cream.

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    I actually heard Garrus...bird…somehow… But yeah GPOY.
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    This simile makes more sense than...has any right to.
  8. seruphim reblogged this from sodakick and added:
    accurate although I do enjoy ME1. I wouldn’t quite compare...ashley can go stuff it...
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