hexwarrior:

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suckmyphallus:

actual protomen act III promo via brentalfloss

oh my god

IT’S SO FUCKING ACCURATE

IT’S SO FUCKING ACCURATE

Brentalfloss + Protomen = GENIUS

We’re done folks. Really we are. You can go home. Tell your children you love them. Have children to tell you love them. Maybe finish that painting you kept telling yourself you weren’t good enough to finish. How about finally baking that souffle? They aren’t that intimidating. Write a memoir about your life. All the cool kids are doing it now. Go teach some robots how to box. Create a second season of Firefly. I know much often you say you want to. Why not go usurp an anthromorphic regime dead set on oppressing humanity to the point of hiding miles beneath the earth’s surface? Or even figure out what I just referenced. Become the first black/woman/both president. Nothing seems impossible now that this video exists.

What I’m trying to say here is that everything is going to be alright.

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    Quality satire is always appreciated
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    I. Love. Everything. About. This.
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    I can’t stop cracking up….it’s ridiculous; that’s true! And I’m so sorry that I don’t know more about Pokemon to get all...
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    “Cause of Death: Couldn’t Deal”
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    PREPARING TO OPEN MY HEART AND WALLET
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    Oh god, cannot stop laughing
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    I love all the youtube comments that are so upset that it’s not really about Act III. It’s only be three years, dudes....
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    What was his name again?
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    This…is amazing. I can’t stop laughing. XD
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    All I can do is sit here and smile.
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    That comment about the liner notes: perfect. The Panther impersonator: even more perfect. dammit, Inno, you already saw...
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    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG- wait… wat… wat
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    I can’t…I can’t deal…oh man…
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    Why the actual hell am I still at work where I can’t watch this?! That’s not alright at all! XD