choark:

wigmund:

sweetguts:

what if there was a spin-off sitcom just about these losers

just imagine

how great it would be

The pilot episode is them returning to work only to find out it was a place Shepard and crew just rampaged through and now they have to hitchhike across the galaxy having wacky shenanigans happen to them along the way.

  • The human is the insane ringleader dragging them everywhere
  • The salarian is the conscience of the group and routinely questions the human’s judgment before he gets an arm wrapped around his neck and dragged along anyways
  • The turian is the comic relief

Yes.

I sat through their dialogue twice when I found them. They’re the best and this should happen